College Memories
One of my fondest memories from college was when I stayed up all night trying to keep a roommate from writing a paper that was due the next day for a class we both had. I finished mine with plenty of time to spare, but he had perfected procrastination to a fine art. He was able to do a paper in the moments before a class. I stayed up to around 4am, even drawing a comic illustrating my victory.
My memory is foggy, and I can’t remember if he managed to finish it or not. It didn’t matter. When we got to class, the professor told us that he had pushed the deadline back. My victory was shattered by slackers.